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No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master.
Author: Hunter S. Thompson

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be true.
Author: Nathaniel Hawthorne

No matter how long we exist, we have our memories. Points in time which time itself cannot erase. Suffering may distort my backward glances, but even to suffering, some memories will yield nothing of ther beauty or their splendor. Rather they remain as ha
Author: Anne Rice

No matter how old you are, there's always something good to look forward to.
Author: Lynn Johnston

Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married outside of his family.
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President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes, Mr. President--I'll remove the mirrors right away.
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Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a car together in Kansas. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. They all fall into a daze. When they come to and extract themselves from the vehicle, they realize they're in the fabled Land of Oz. They decide to go see the famous Wizard of Oz. The Wizard is known for granting people their wishes. Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain." Gingrich responds, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart." Clinton speaks up, "Where's Dorothy?"
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Why don't Purdue athletes eat pickles? They can't get their heads in the jar.
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Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
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