Best quotes to send by SMS

So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace - neither good looks nor intelligence nor eloquence.
Author: Homer
So long as we live among men, let us cherish humanity.
Author: Andre Gide
So much is a man worth as he esteems himself.
Author: Francois Rabelais
So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So
Author: Steve Jobs
Socialism failed because it couldn't tell the economic truth; capitalism may fail because it couldn't tell the ecological truth.
Author: Lester Brown
The best jokes to send by SMS

Wife to
Husband: I'll have you know I've
got the face of a teenager!
Husband to Wife: Then you should give it
back, you're wearing it
out.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes
How did your mom know
you hadn't washed your
face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes
Why is your nose in the middle of your
face?
Because it is the scenter (centre).
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes
Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?
A.When we see your face we both crack up!
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes
Boy: You've
got a face like a million
dollars.
Girl: Have I really?
Boy: Yes ? it's green and wrinkly.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes