Best Cell Phones

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
Author: Mark Twain

Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.
Author: Jules Renard

Faith in the ability of a leader is of slight service unless it be united with faith in his justice.
Author: George Goethals

Faith, as well intentioned as it may be, must be built on facts, not fiction--faith in fiction is a damnable false hope.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

Fall seven times, stand up eight.
Author: Japanese Proverb

A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, "How'd you get such lovely blonde hair" Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, "It's natural." The guy walked by the second girl and asked, "How'd you get such pretty brown hair?" Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, "It's natural." Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, "How'd you get such cool green hair?" Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, "It's natural."
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football.
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ? The second one !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ? Because there were so many knights !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

What was Camelot famous for ? It's knight life !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes