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Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing that holds it together is the tightly held conceit that we are all sexual gods. How can I believe in my own uniqueness when there's a cat out there exactly the same as me?
Author: Jeff Melvoin

If my hands are fully occupied in holding on to something, I can neither give nor receive.
Author: Dorothee Solle

She knows what is the best purpose of education: not to be frightened by the best but to treat it as part of daily life.
Author: John Mason Brown

She was a woman who, between courses, could be graceful with her elbows on the table.
Author: Henry James

People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.
Author: A. J. Liebling

I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, 'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?' Check for bugs in your system.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e, that is the question.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes