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As a man thinks in his heart, so is he.
Author: Bible

As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.
Author: Leonardo da Vinci

As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being.
Author: Carl Jung

As I grow older , I regret to say that a detestable habit of thinking seems to be getting a hold of me.
Author: H. Rider Haggard

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?
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My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera.
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Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
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Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!
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What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly.
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