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Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments.
Author: John Steinbeck

Management is nothing more than motivating other people.
Author: Lee Iacocca

Manners maketh man.
Author: William of Wykeham

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

Language is the source of misunderstandings.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rasta Barbie ...she's got a tie-dyed t-shirt, dreadlocks and reggae CD; rolling papers sold separately
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Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?" The idiot replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes