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Best quotes to send by SMS
Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.Author: Clare Booth Luce
It is the act of a madman to pursue impossibilities.Author: Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
My candle burns at both ends
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light.Author: Edna St. Vincent Millay
In every child who is born under no matter what circumstances and of no matter what parents, the potentiality of the human race is born again, and in him, too, once more, and each of us, our terrific responsibility toward human life: toward the utmost ideAuthor: James Agee
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.Author: Peter De Vries
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have
in
common?
A: They both have black roots.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police
car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So
brunettes can remember them.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea
in the morning?
A: It swells at night.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on
an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the
beach and discover a
magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough,
out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Since I can only grant three
wishes, you may each
have one."
The brunette says, "I've
been stuck here for years. I miss my family,
my husband, and my life.
I just want to go home."
POOF! The brunette gets her wish and
she is returned to her family.
Then, the red head says, "I've
been stuck here for years as well. I
miss my family, my husband, and
my life. I wish I could go home too."
POOF! The redhead gets her
wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying
uncontrollably.
The genie asks, "My dear, what's the
matter?"
The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes