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No man is so old as to believe he cannot live one more year.
Author: Sean O'Casey

No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself.
Author: Thomas Mann

No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
Author: Judge Gideon J. Tucker

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
Author: Dr. Joyce Brothers

No matter what we do, we are always going to have Us versus Them moments. We can separate, yell or talk to each other and draw a truce. You won't agree with everybody. It doesn't mean the other person is an idiot.
Author: Jimmy Bise Jr.

Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes

First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes

Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes

What is the cannibals' favorite game? Swallow my Leader.
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes

First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes