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Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more, Or close the wall up with our English dead! In peace there's nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility; But when the blast of war blows in our ears, Then imitate the action of t
Author: William Shakespeare

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.
Author: William Shakespeare

I am a part of all I have read.
Author: John Kieran

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

One man with courage makes a majority.
Author: Andrew Jackson

Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child? A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.
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Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To meet the chick.
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Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stands up and offers "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy." "No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT." A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS." The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer. "What?" asks Clinton, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Bill & Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb, T HAT would be tragedy." "Wonderful!" Clinton beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" "Well," says the boy, "because it couldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!"
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Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.
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Q: When will there be a woman in the White House? A: When Hillary leaves town.
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