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Remember that happiness is a way of travel - not a destination.
Author: Roy M. Goodman

Life is an adventure in forgiveness.
Author: Norman Cousins

In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from.
Author: Peter Drucker

Remove every barrier you can to fandom. A fan will be an evangelist for your work.
Author: Dave Kellett

Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know.
Author: Donald H. Rumsfeld

When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her back. "Step aside, lady," he barked. "I've taken a course in first aid." The woman watched him for a few minutes, then tapped his shoulder. "Pardon me," she said. "But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm right here."
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance. "That is a very smart dog," the man commented. "He's not so smart," said one of the irked players. "Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A Bloodhound.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes