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Nonsense and noise will oft prevail, when honour and affection fail.
Author: William Lloyd

Not even the gods fight against necessity.
Author: Simonides

Not merely an absence of noise, Real Silence begins when a reasonable being withdraws from the noise in order to find peace and order in his inner sanctuary.
Author: Peter Minard

Living hell is the best revenge.
Author: Adrienne E. Gusoff

Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
Author: Mark B. Cohen

What should a teacher take if he's run down? The number of the car that hit him.
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What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.
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My sister's a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in the floor so that she can see who she's run over.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, "Spit out that toffee" and a train says, "Choo, choo."
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Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes