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Growth demands a temporary surrender of security.
Author: Gail Sheehy

Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.
Author: Mark Twain

Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them.
Author: Dr. Martin Henry Fischer

Happiness comes more from loving than being loved; and often when our affection seems wounded it is only our vanity bleeding. To love, and to be hurt often, and to love again - this is the brave and happy life.
Author: J. E. Buchrose

Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.
Author: Thomas Szasz

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? "Are you my mother?"
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ? Abel to see you, ha, ha!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ada ! Ada who ? Ada'mond is forever !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes