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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
Author: Al Franken

The bitterest tragic element in life to be derived from an intellectual source is the belief in a brute Fate or Destiny.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
Author: H. L. Mencken

The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The citizen who criticizes his country is paying it an implied tribute.
Author: J. William Fulbright

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara!
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YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room." She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that. The cowboy said, "Tell him your working overtime and I'll pay you the difference." She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
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What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat.
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A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair. "Haircut, sir?" asked the barber. "No, just change the oil, please!"
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes