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A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things.
Author: Herman Melville

A man who lives everywhere lives nowhere.
Author: Marcus Valerius Martialis

A man's dying is more the survivors' affair than his own.
Author: Thomas Mann

A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.
Author: P. G. Wodehouse

A mind too active is no mind at all.
Author: Theodore Roethke

Monster: I'm so ugly. Ghost: It's not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes

A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "What's wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?" he sobbed. "In a way they do," said his mother. "And when they die so they turn back to dust?" "Yes, they do." The little boy began to cry again. "Well, under my bed there's someone either coming or going."
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he might as well get in to bed again. There's lots of room now,' he said.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes