Best Cell Phones

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
Author: Henry Kissinger

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Author: Emo Phillips

Unstable as water, thou shalt not excel.
Author: Bible

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
Author: Robert Byrne

Now is the time for all good men to come to.
Author: Walt Kelly

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!
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What did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it.
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls? Collect!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan.
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes