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After all it is those who have a deep and real inner life who are best able to deal with the irritating details of outer life.
Author: Evelyn Underhill

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager."
Author: William S. Burroughs

After you have exhausted what there is in business, politics, conviviality, and so on - have found that none of these finally satisfy, or permanently wear - what remains? Nature remains.
Author: Walt Whitman

Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.
Author: Friedrich von Schiller

Age is no guarantee of maturity.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a bridge the man lost control of the truck and drove over the side of the bridge. After the truck had sunk, the man and brunette fought their way out of the cab and surfaced. A couple of minutes later the blonde came out of the water, panting and breathless. ''Where have you been?'' asked the man. ''I can't believe you left me down there! I couldn't get the tailgate open!''
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Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ? A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?"
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Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes