Best quotes to send by SMS

The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.
Author: Garth Brooks
The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues.
Author: Rene Descartes
The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.
Author: Thomas Carlyle
The greatest thing a human soul ever does in this world is to see something and tell what it saw in a plain way. Hundreds of people can talk for one who can think, but thousands can think for one who can see. To see clearly is poetry, prophecy and religio
Author: John Ruskin
The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed.
Author: Gordon Parks
The best jokes to send by SMS

Did
you hear about the fool who
keeps going round saying "no"?
No.
Oh, so it's you!
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
I can't understand the critics
saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really
enjoyed it.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
What do you call a stupid skeleton?
Bonehead.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
My friend is so stupid that he
thinks twice before saying nothing.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
A stupid man was
struggling out of
his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him,
"Hello,
Harry. Where are you going with that then?" And Harry replied,
"I'm
taking it to the store to have it measured for a new
tablecloth."
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes