Best quotes to send by SMS
Garth Brooks The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.
Author: Garth Brooks

Rene Descartes The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues.
Author: Rene Descartes

Thomas Carlyle The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

John Ruskin The greatest thing a human soul ever does in this world is to see something and tell what it saw in a plain way. Hundreds of people can talk for one who can think, but thousands can think for one who can see. To see clearly is poetry, prophecy and religio
Author: John Ruskin

Gordon Parks The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed.
Author: Gordon Parks

The best jokes to send by SMS
Idiot and fool jokes Did you hear about the fool who keeps going round saying "no"? No. Oh, so it's you!
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Idiot and fool jokes I can't understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it.
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Idiot and fool jokes What do you call a stupid skeleton? Bonehead.
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Idiot and fool jokes My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing.
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Idiot and fool jokes A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him, "Hello, Harry. Where are you going with that then?" And Harry replied, "I'm taking it to the store to have it measured for a new tablecloth."
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