Best quotes to send by SMS
Theodore Parker Magnificent promises are always to be suspected.
Author: Theodore Parker

Thomas Fuller Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
Author: Thomas Fuller

Cleveland Amory I can't take a well-tanned person seriously.
Author: Cleveland Amory

Lois McMaster Bujold Some prices are just too high, no matter how much you may want the prize. The one thing you can't trade for your heart's desire is your heart.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Sylvia Robinson Some think it's holding on that makes one strong; sometimes it's letting go.
Author: Sylvia Robinson

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Ethnic jokes Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie's eye FOOM! the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye POOF! there was a huge wall around England. The Irishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or ou t." The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."
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Ethnic jokes One Scot came back from work earlier then usual and saw plumber's car in the front of the house. - Oh my God, I hope it is her lover.
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Ethnic jokes How do you play Iraqi bingo? F18...B52...F18
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Ethnic jokes How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ? With a Crowbar!!!!!
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Ethnic jokes Why don't mexicans have barbeques? the beans keep slipping through the grill.
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