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I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Author: e e cummings

How much longer are we going to think it necessary to be ''American'' before (or in contradistinction to) being cultivated, being enlightened, being humane, and having the same intellectual discipline as other civilized countries?
Author: Edith Wharton

It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
Author: Margaret Bonnano

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it.
Author: Thomas Babington Macaulay

Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ? A. The spider -- It has its own website.
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Q: What's the best way to accelerate a Mac? A: 9.81 m/s2
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Customer: "I'm running Windows '95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isn't working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."
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Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
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A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions. Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us," he announced. "Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane. "I'm the world's greatest athlete," proclaimed Michael Jordon. "This world needs great athletes, so I must live." Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane. "I'm the smarest man in the world," bragged Bill Gates. "The world needs smart men, so I must also live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane. At this point, the Pope began to speak. "I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane." "You don't have to stay here! The world's smartest man jumped out of the plane with my backpack."
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