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Mistakes, obviously, show us what needs improving. Without mistakes, how would we know what we had to work on?
Author: Peter McWilliams

Too little liberty brings stagnation and too much brings chaos.
Author: Bertrand Russell

I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

Toughness doesn't have to come in a pinstriped suit.
Author: Senator Dianne Feinstein

Train up a child in the way he should go; and when he is old he will not depart from it.
Author: Bible

Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter: I'm sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon. Customer: What bait are you using?
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream ! Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes