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We can't take any credit for our talents. It's how we use them that counts.
Author: Madeleine L'Engle

The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future life.
Author: Plato

Never tell a man you can read him through and through; most people prefer to be thought enigmas.
Author: Marchioness Townsend

We do not know, in most cases, how far social failure and success are due to heredity, and how far to environment. But environment is the easier of the two to improve.
Author: J. B. S. Haldane

We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!
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What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare!
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What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !
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Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes