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The closer you are to your money, the better off you'll be.
Author: Jason Fried

The conscience of a people is their power.
Author: John Dryden

The creation of something new is not accomplished by the intellect but by the play instinct acting from inner necessity. The creative mind plays with the objects it loves.
Author: Carl Jung

The chief lesson I have learned in a long life is that the only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him; and the surest way to make him untrustworthy is to distrust him and show your distrust.
Author: Henry L. Stimson

It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
Author: Dame Rose Macaulay

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule the world !
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What was Camelot ? A place where people parked their camels !
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Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ? Old King Coal !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself !
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What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ? A year older on his birthday !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes