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I can't imagine anything worse than being required to have fun.
Author: Scott Westerfeld

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.
Author: Sam Rayburn

It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and the hungry-looking.
Author: Julius Caesar

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Silent gratitude isn't very much use to anyone.
Author: Gertrude Stein

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?" "Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."
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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun? The Easter Blarney!
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How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!
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What is a dog's favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!
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