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One dies only once, and then for such a long time!
Author: Molire

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
Author: Bob Marley

One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
Author: Oscar Wilde

One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than fifty preaching it.
Author: Knute Rockne

One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever come to sit by it. Passersby see only a wisp of smoke from the chimney and continue on the way.
Author: Vincent Van Gogh

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.
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What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford? I did not have textual relations with that woman.
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In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"
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Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school? A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
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Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator of New York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you??!!! I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault!!! Your fault!!! Well, what have you got to say???" There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again, "Did you hear me??!!" Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"
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