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I hope that I may always desire more than I can accomplish.
Author: Michelangelo Buonarroti

I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
Author: Emily Dickinson

I just want to say this. I want to say it gently but I want to say it firmly: There is a tendency for the world to say to America, "the big problems of the world are yours, you go and sort them out," and then to worry when America wants to sort them out.
Author: Tony Blair

I know all except myself.
Author: Francois Villon

I know in my heart that man is good. That what is right will always eventually triumph. And there's purpose and worth to each and every life.
Author: Ronald Reagan

Osama bin Laden threatened Russia: If you get caught up in this war... I'll hide from you too!
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes

Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes

A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home. " Oy Morris ", said grandma, " You've been going to that park for over 30 years ! So how could you get lost ? " Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn't hear. Morris whispered, " I wasn't lost.....I was just too tired to walk home."
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least." "You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes