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I thought ten thousand swords must have leaped from their scabbards to avenge even a look that threatened her with insult. But the age of chivalry is gone.
Author: Edmund Burke

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for the truth; and truth rewarded me.
Author: Simone de Beauvoir

I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able to do all the things I wanted to do, but now that I am older I find that I don't want to do them.
Author: Nancy Astor

I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds; and I very rarely change it.
Author: Margaret Thatcher

I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when you sit in that si
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please? Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!
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Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!
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What are you going to be when you get out of school? An old man!
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What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to? She draws a smack!
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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
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