Best quotes to send by SMS

All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partners
Author: Ann Landers
All men have an equal right to the free development of their faculties; they have an equal right to the impartial protection of the state; but it is not true, it is against all the laws of reason and equity, it is against the eternal nature of things, tha
Author: Victor Cousin
All my possessions for a moment of time.
Author: Elizabeth I
All of us have in our veins the exact same percentage of salt in our blood that exists in the ocean, and, therefore, we have salt in our blood, in our sweat, in our tears. We are tied to the ocean. And when we go back to the sea -- whether it is to sail o
Author: John F. Kennedy
All over the place, from the popular culture to the propaganda system, there is constant pressure to make people feel that they are helpless, that the only role they can have is to ratify decisions and to consume.
Author: Noam Chomsky
The best jokes to send by SMS

Mandy was
applying for a summer
job.
'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store.
'I'm twelve
years old, Sir,' answered Mandy.
'And what do you expect to be when
you grow up ?'
'Twenty one, Sir.'
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes
Why did the
nutty kid throw a glass of
water out of the window?
He wanted to see a waterfall.
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes
A sweet little boy
surprised his
grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He
made it himself
and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the
verdict on the
quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life
had such
a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the last sip she
noticed three of those little green army guys in the bottom of the
cup.
She asked, "Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the
bottom of my cup?"
Her grandson replied, "You know grandma, it's
like on TV, 'The best
part of waking up is soldiers in your cup."
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes
Mum: From now on your going to have free
school dinners.
Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school dinners, one is
more than
enough !
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes
Little
Johnny's class were on an outing
to their local police station where
they saw pictures, of the ten
most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin
board. On the way out of the
police station Little Johnny said to the
officer, "it was so nice of
you to put my daddy's picture up there."
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes