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It is quality rather than quantity that matters.
Author: Seneca

It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's more true that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted by other things than power.
Author: David Brin

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
Author: Peter De Vries

It is the rare fortuene of these days that one may think what one likes and say what one thinks.
Author: Cornelius Tacitus

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.
Author: Augusten Burroughs

What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
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What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.
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What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!
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Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?
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A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live." The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?" The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant." "Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient. "No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."
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