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Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.
Author: Clarence Darrow

In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.
Author: Unknown

Justice is the constant and perpetual will to allot to every man his due.
Author: Domitus Ulpian

Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.
Author: Friedrich von Schiller

Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always make you less than you are.
Author: Malcolm Forbes

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes

Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote:"I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?" An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
This is the joke from a category: Travel and tourist jokes

What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes