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The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet.
Author: James Oppenheim

The foxes have holes, and the birds of the air have nests; but the Son of Man hath not where to lay his head.
Author: Bible

Man is the only kind of varmint who sets his own trap, baits it, then steps on it.
Author: John Steinbeck

Perfection of moral virtue does not wholly take away the passions, but regulates them.
Author: Saint Thomas Aquinas

I shall curse you with book and bell and candle.
Author: Sir Thomas Malory

My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums.
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What is the most romantic city in England? Loverpool!
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What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love? A stupid Cupid!
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Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!
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New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!
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