Best quotes to send by SMS

Hope deferred maksth the heart sick.
Author: Bible
I decided that it was not wisdom that enabled [poets] to write their poetry, but a kind of instinct or inspiration, such as you find in seers and prophets who deliver all their sublime messages without knowing in the least what they mean.
Author: Socrates
I never feel age...If you have creative work, you don't have age or time.
Author: Louise Nevelson
I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'
Author: Oscar Levant
I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.
Author: G. K. Chesterton
The best jokes to send by SMS

What must a policeman have before searching a
rabbits'
home?
A search warren!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
What's a rabbits' favorite movie?
Rabbits
of the Lost Ark.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
What's the best way to
catch a unique
rabbit?
Unique up on him
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
Where do rabbits settle their legal
disputes?
In a pellet court!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes