Best quotes to send by SMS
Bible Hope deferred maksth the heart sick.
Author: Bible

Socrates I decided that it was not wisdom that enabled [poets] to write their poetry, but a kind of instinct or inspiration, such as you find in seers and prophets who deliver all their sublime messages without knowing in the least what they mean.
Author: Socrates

Louise Nevelson I never feel age...If you have creative work, you don't have age or time.
Author: Louise Nevelson

Oscar Levant I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'
Author: Oscar Levant

G. K. Chesterton I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The best jokes to send by SMS
Rabbit jokes What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? A search warren!
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Rabbit jokes What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
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Rabbit jokes What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him
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Rabbit jokes Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
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Rabbit jokes Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
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