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This is one of those views which are so absolutely absurd that only very learned men could possibly adopt them.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Speech is a mirror of the soul: as a man speaks, so is he.
Author: Publilius Syrus

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Author: George Burns

The idea of all-out nuclear war is unsettling.
Author: Walter Goodman

This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?" Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin any day of the week!"
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What part of a football pitch smells nicest ? The scenter spot !
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What does a footballer and a magician have in common ? Both do hat tricks !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ? He was the skipper !
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Why didn't the dog want to play football ? It was a boxer !
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