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I believe our longing for an innate harmony runs deeper than our longing for righteousness.
Author: Evelyn Rodriguez

I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that I can stand in the way of those who are less strong. I can take the bullets for those who aren't able to.
Author: Margaret Cho

I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what they say, and that it is best to disregard their talk and judge only their actions.
Author: Dorothy Day

I have never been especially impressed by the heroics of people who are convinced they are about to change the world. I am more awed by those who struggle to make one small difference after another.
Author: Ellen Goodman

I have never known a novel that was good enough to be good in spite of its being adapted to the author's political views.
Author: Edith Wharton

Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
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Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard the farmer yell, "Hogwash!"
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Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the food was a mess.
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Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud.
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Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last.
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