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I have been truthful all along the way. The truth is more interesting, and if you tell the truth you never have to cover your tracks.
Author: Real Live Preacher

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.
Author: Carl Jung

How dreadful it is when the right judge judges wrong!
Author: Sophocles

The soul of man is immortal and imperishable.
Author: Plato

Sit down before fact as a little child, be prepared to give up every preconceived notion... or you shall learn nothing.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your family, and burned the house down." The violist replied, "You're kidding! The conductor came to my house?"
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Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case.
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Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
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Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone.
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Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons? A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear.
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