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Just because you love someone doesn't mean you have to be involved with them. Love is not a bandage to cover wounds.
Author: Hugh Elliott

Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.
Author: Mark Twain

If you can attain repose and calm, believe that you have seized happiness.
Author: Julie-Jeanne-Eleonore de Lespinasse

Justice is a contract of expediency, entered upon to prevent men harming or being harmed.
Author: Epicurus

Justice requires that to lawfully constituted Authority there be given that respect and obedience which is its due; that the laws which are made shall be in wise conformity with the common good; and that, as a matter of conscience all men shall render obe
Author: Pope Pius XI

First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when to stop.
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that? I keep getting calls in the night.
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea.
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes

When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes