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If we have learned one thing from the history of invention and discovery, it is that, in the long run - and often in the short one - the most daring prophecies seem laughably conservative.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Author: Garry Shandling

The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then enough might survive the rocks to take the citadel. This is essentially the basis of all military thinking.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Never... ever suggest they don't have to pay you. What they pay for, they'll value. What they get for free, they'll take for granted, and then demand as a right. Hold them up for all the market will bear.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Just definitions either prevent or put an end to a dispute.
Author: Nathaniel Emmons

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ? Your spinning me a yarn here !
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First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot? Second Caribou: Micky Moth!
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What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp.
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How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!
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What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.
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