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It takes in reality only one to make a quarrel. It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favour of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion.
Author: William Ralph Inge

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.
Author: George Orwell

It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life.
Author: P. D. James

It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Author: Hunter S. Thompson

I am a man: I hold that nothing human is alien to me.
Author: Terence

A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant. Her friend asks, "Didn't your company hire an accountant a short while ago?" The business owner replies, "That's the accountant I've been searching for."
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What's the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him.
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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.
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What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room? Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
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The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.
This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes