Best quotes to send by SMS
Ninon de Lenclos The joy of a spirit is the measure of its power.
Author: Ninon de Lenclos

Rufus Griscom The key part of your brand is a quality product. Creating exceptional content is the number one thing.
Author: Rufus Griscom

Kin Hubbard Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
Author: Kin Hubbard

G. K. Chesterton I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

William Shakespeare The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept.
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !
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Insect jokes What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ? A firefly with a short circuit !
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Insect jokes What did one firefly say to the other ? Got to glow now !
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Insect jokes How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !
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Insect jokes What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !
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