Best quotes to send by SMS

The joy of a spirit is the measure of its power.
Author: Ninon de Lenclos
The key part of your brand is a quality product. Creating exceptional content is the number one thing.
Author: Rufus Griscom
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
Author: Kin Hubbard
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
Author: G. K. Chesterton
The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept.
Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS

What insect runs away from everything ?
A
flee !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ?
A
firefly with a short circuit !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What did one firefly say to the other ?
Got
to glow now !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito
?
You slap him and he slaps you back !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What do insects learn at school ?
Mothmatics
!
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes