Best quotes to send by SMS
William Shakespeare Small to greater matters must give way.
Author: William Shakespeare

Margaret Fuller Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live.
Author: Margaret Fuller

William Shakespeare So may he rest, his faults lie gently on him!
Author: William Shakespeare

Plutarch So very difficult a matter is it to trace and find out the truth of anything by history.
Author: Plutarch

Arthur Stringer Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to swallow.
Author: Arthur Stringer

The best jokes to send by SMS
Elephant jokes Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district.
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Face jokes Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?
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Face jokes You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it's usually a complete blank.
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Face jokes Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast. Henry: If you're so smart, what did I have? Counselor: Eggs. Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!
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Face jokes I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.
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