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Freedom is one of the deepest and noblest aspirations of the human spirit.
Author: Ronald Reagan

Friends are born, not made.
Author: Henry Adams

Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.
Author: Jane Austen

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.
Author: Louis Blanc

From the beginning of our history the country has been afflicted with compromise. It is by compromise that human rights have been abandoned. I insist that this shall cease. The country needs repose after all its trials; it deserves repose. And repose can
Author: Charles Sumner

Duayne met Patricia Ann from Birmingham at a Tus-caloosa ballroom. They danced every dance together. When the evening was over, he asked if he could see her next time he was in town. "Yes," replied Patricia Ann shyly. The young man hurriedly took out his pad and pencil and asked, "What's your number?" "CApitol 4-6173." After a long embarrassed pause, Duayne asked, "How do yew make a capital 4?"
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Shingles were loose on Pennock's roof, and he complained about leaks to Barton, his neighbor. "Why don't you mend the roof?" asked Barton. "I can't today," Pennock replied. "It's pouring rain." "Well, why don't you patch it in dry weather." "It don't leak then!"
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The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from bulbs.
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Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers? They cause too much brain damage.
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How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate? By reading street signs.
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