Best quotes to send by SMS

A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut
A rat who gnaws at a cat's tail invites destruction.
Author: Chinese Proverb
A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
Author: John Tudor
A scrupulous writer, in every sentence that he writes, will ask himself at least four questions, thus: 1. What am I trying to say? 2. What words will express it? 3. What image or idiom will make it clearer? 4. Is this image fresh enough to have an effect?
Author: George Orwell
A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
Author: Clive James
The best jokes to send by SMS

What's the definition of a Parapet?
Pet
parrot kept by parachutist!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What's the definition of Polystyrene?
A
plastic parrot!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What did the parrot say
when he saw a
duck?
Polly want a quacker!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What are a parrot's favourite literary
characters?
Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting
"Pieces of
four"?
Short John Silver!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes