Best quotes to send by SMS
Kurt Vonnegut A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

Chinese Proverb A rat who gnaws at a cat's tail invites destruction.
Author: Chinese Proverb

John Tudor A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
Author: John Tudor

George Orwell A scrupulous writer, in every sentence that he writes, will ask himself at least four questions, thus: 1. What am I trying to say? 2. What words will express it? 3. What image or idiom will make it clearer? 4. Is this image fresh enough to have an effect?
Author: George Orwell

Clive James A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
Author: Clive James

The best jokes to send by SMS
Bird jokes What's the definition of a Parapet? Pet parrot kept by parachutist!
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Bird jokes What's the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic parrot!
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Bird jokes What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!
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Bird jokes What are a parrot's favourite literary characters? Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!
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Bird jokes Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"? Short John Silver!
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