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Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.
Author: Princess Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco

Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
Author: George Eliot

Boast not thyself of to-morrow; for thou knowest not what a day may bring forth.
Author: Bible

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counsellors, and the most patient of teachers.
Author: Charles W. Eliot

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist? Because they fought both tooth and nail!
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Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

I'm suffering from bad breath You should do something about it! I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?" "Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!" "What do you brush with?" asked the dentist, "Preparation H," said the redneck.
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Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they are so filling.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes