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Best quotes to send by SMS
Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.Author: Margaret Thatcher
Even his griefs are a joy long after to one that remembers all that he wrought and endured.Author: Homer
Even on the most exalted throne in the world we are only sitting on our own bottom.Author: Michel de Montaigne
Even the longest day has its end.Author: Irish Proverb
Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.Author: William Ralph Inge
The best jokes to send by SMS
What is a knight's favourite fish?
A
swordfish!This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
To whom do fish go to borrow money ?
The
loan shark !This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker
under the pancakes. She blew her stack.This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he
suffers from pickled hearing.This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a
32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food
fight in a grocery store. After arguing loudly, the couple began
throwing
sweet potatoes at each other. Eventually, the man allegedly
threw the
woman into several vegetable racks, sending the contents
spilling to the
floor. As both continued to brawl on the floor, she
allegedly stuffed
lettuce into the man's mouth.This is the joke from a category: Food jokes