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It is a curious thing... that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.
Author: Evelyn Waugh

It is a great ability to be able to conceal one's ability.
Author: Francois de La Rochefoucauld

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
Author: Aeschylus

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
Author: Harry S Truman

It is bad luck to be superstitious.
Author: Andrew W. Mathis

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest. "Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."
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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Q: Why are gorillas so noisy? A: They were raised in a zoo!
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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.
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