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Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new.
Author: Ursula K. LeGuin

Love is that splendid triggering of human vitality... the supreme activity which nature affords anyone for going out of himself toward someone else.
Author: Jose Ortega y Gasset

Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
Author: Paul Gauguin

Love seeketh not itself to please, Nor for itself hath any care, But for another gives its ease, And builds a Heaven in Hell's despair.
Author: William Blake

If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it.
Author: Arthur Schopenhauer

One day there was a blonde riding a horse. The horse kept going faster and faster until the blonde fell off, with her foot getting stuck in the stirrup. Hearing her screams for help, finally a Wal-Mart clerk came over and turned off the merry-go-round.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

There's a brunette standing in the middle of a street jumping up and down, counting "57, 57, 57." A blonde walks up to her and decides that this game could be fun. She asks the brunette if she can play too and the brunette says, "Sure." So the two jump up and down counting "57, 57, 57." Suddenly, the brunette jumps onto the curb and the blonde gets hit by a truck. The brunette goes back into the street and starts jumping again, counting "58, 58, 58."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. The blonde giggled and replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A. "Thanks for the refill!"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase? A. "It's okay Daddy, I'm not hurt."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes