Best quotes to send by SMS
Robert Byrne Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Author: Robert Byrne

Andy Gibb Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.
Author: Andy Gibb

Ralph Waldo Emerson Give all to love; obey thy heart.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Walt Whitman Give me the splendid silent sun with all his beams full-dazzling.
Author: Walt Whitman

Robert Ingersoll Give to every other human being every right that you claim for yourself.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !
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Insect jokes What did the bee to the other bee in summer ? Swarm here isn't it !
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Insect jokes How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !
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Insect jokes What do bees chew ? Bumble gum !
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Insect jokes How do you start an insect race ? One, two, flea - go
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