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In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous.
Author: Aristotle

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
Author: Fran Lebowitz

In difficult and desperate cases, the boldest counsels are the safest.
Author: Titus Livius

In forming a bridge between body and mind, dreams may be used as a springboard from which man can leap to new realms of experience lying outside his normal state of consciousness.
Author: Ann Faraday

In every aspect of our lives, we are always asking ourselves, How am I of value? What is my worth? Yet I believe that worthiness is our birthright.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
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Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
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Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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