Best quotes to send by SMS
Edmund Burke No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and reasoning as fear.
Author: Edmund Burke

Thomas Moore The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest.
Author: Thomas Moore

Hugh Macleod The pain of making the necessary sacrifices always hurts more than you think it's going to. I know. It sucks. That being said, doing something seriously creative is one of the most amazing experiences one can have, in this or any other lifetime. If you ca
Author: Hugh Macleod

Joseph Farrell If you go in for argument, take care of your temper. Your logic, if you have any, will take care of itself.
Author: Joseph Farrell

Bertrand Russell One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
Author: Bertrand Russell

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ? Bobby-n up and down like this !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ? Bolton braces !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bootie ! Bootie who ? Bootieful downtown Burbank !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bowl ! Bowl who ? Bowl me over !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Brent ! Brent who ? Brent out of shape !
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