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In every American there is an air of incorrigible innocence, which seems to conceal a diabolical cunning.
Author: A. E. Housman

In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock

If there were no God, there would be no Atheists.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

In peace there's nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility; But when the blast of war blows in our ears, Then imitate the action of the tiger: Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood.
Author: William Shakespeare

In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He's looking for a crypt writer.
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When he's out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat? The Happy Biter.
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How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it.
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Where is Dracula's American office? The Vampire State Building.
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What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.
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