Best quotes to send by SMS

Mark the perfect man, and behold the upright.
Author: Bible
Iron rusts from disue; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind.
Author: Leonardo da Vinci
May your walls know joy; May every room hold laughter and every window open to great possibility.
Author: Maryanne Radmacher-Hershey
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
Author: Aldous Huxley
Memories of our lives, of our works and our deeds will continue in others.
Author: Rosa Parks
The best jokes to send by SMS

I'd like to buy a bed,
please.
Certainly,
madam. Spring mattress?
Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all
year.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes
Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes
Why
does your brother wear a life jacket in
bed?
Because he sleeps on a waterbed !
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes
Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I
do?
Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to
drop
off!
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes
When does a bed grow longer?
At night, because
two feet are added to it.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes